by asanixay

The Honey Tree

Three friends have a problem.

One friend is stuck.

He’s too embarrassed to tell his mother.

One of the three friends remembers something.

When Winnie the Pooh was stuck in a honey tree,

His friends came together to pull him out.

The third friend says they can’t pull him out;

Not in his situation.

The friends head to the hospital

With “Pooh” still stuck in the “honey tree”.

They walk up to the front desk,

And the nurse is shocked by what she sees.

She gets to the desk phone to activate the loudspeakers.

She calls for an orderly to bring a wheelchair,

And then she calmly says (and I quote):

“I got a robot hand grasping a man’s penis out here.”



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